The sheriff takes the criminals to the town square, handcuffs them posts and sets up shop. The sheriff figures even a short stay in jail will be plenty after a little “justice” from the townspeople. He decides he’ll charge money to let the townspeople punish the crooks and use the money to keep them in jail for as long as he can. I mean, we DO hold the Guinness World Record for loudest crowd ever.Ī rapist and a con artist get arrested, the town doesn’t have much money to take care of prisoners so the sheriff gets an idea. We've seriously got some fucking die hard assholes here in KC for this team. Probably still nothing compared to KC Chiefs fans. And the Raiders fans are the ones with the worst reputation. Whoever he was with basically dragged him away. Then he got super ragey and started getting in my face and shit. And so I responded 'You're just mad because nobody wants to suck your dick'. The drunken guy looked at one of the Steelers fans and was like YOU SUCK HIS DICK LOLOLGAYLOL. And at the end of the game, these drunken trailer park looking mother fucker Browns fans started talking mad shit. There were two other Steelers fans right in front of us who we were talking to.
That was the first time I was ever legitimately nervous at a football game. Two years ago, I had 50 yard line tickets, like 6 rows up.ĮXPENSIVE tickets, so you would think that would be enough to keep you safe from the crazies.
